Anonymous inquired:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2 

 #coulson in the back trying to steal the captain america shield

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you’re such a b**** (bagel)


why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

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'Daddy looked good!' (x)

Jensen’s face in the last gif though

he literally mouths the word ‘what’

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Jared and Jensen - Behinds the scenes of the 200th episode (x)


Jared and Jensen - Behinds the scenes of the 200th episode (x)

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Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire days sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commits acts they would otherwise find repulsive. ‘The devil made me do it.’ I have never made one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them.”

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When I go to hell I’m gonna be so disappointed if Satan doesn’t look like Mark Pellegrino.


sometimes you just know.

Mark is his casual vessel. For you, Satan will go formal and put on Sam


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Orange is the New Black

In the Flesh
Fanfic, mostly.
green day and def leppard
The Hobbit the Battle of Five Armies.